I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
i was going through some of my old photos and i took this somewhere in new zealand and i kind of love it
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.
This is awesome.
This is perfect